'Security to stall ONE please'

Ok, so I stopped at the McDonalds in Harlem today only to see two men guard the bathroom doors. At first I thought there was a minor altercation....**what the hell done happened now**....but as I ordered my food and begin to sit down, I learned they were keeping non-customers out the bathroom. ERR!?!?!

{come again you say}...alright; THEY WERE KEEPING NON CUSTOMERS---just kidding, but yeah-ridiculous I know. So I sat close to the bathroom (eww, don't go there)--only because I was in denial... thinking **they cannot be serious.** I was trying to convince myself otherwise **maybe someone is in there throwing up or maybe a mother is giving birth or something...who knows** but all assumptions were false.

As crazy as it seems, many people indeed came off the streets wanting to use the bathroom. As they approached the doors of the bathroom, one of the men would hold out their hand in an effort to obtain a receipt to prove they had a purchase from THAT DAY **Are you shitting me.** As expected, a few got upset and a couple even gave a hi five using the middle finger only as they exited. Others begged to get in the restroom and the remaining already knew 'what time it was' when they saw the men at the door. 'Come on man, I gotta use it' or 'man, I'm ABOUT to purchase something' is all I heard the people say--how funny. {Is McDonalds running out of water or some shit? What is the logic behind this shit, I mean really}...anyway..

I just continued to laugh as I sat and saw the people getting swatted by these men...lol--I'm so messy sometimes--but it was too funny to me. {regaining composure} But you know on the contrary, I am a good person--so next time I will slide one of these people my receipt and let them use the bathroom 'on me'...yeah, thats it! As a matter of fact, I could even charge them .25 cents to borrow my receipt--hell yeah...NY is a hustle, right...I think I am on to something...